Seahorse Melee?

So I see these people with seahorse melees or whatever whacking it around. Can you still get it or something?

Yes you can, it's this month's vip item. Head to your identify option and subscribe to VIP (It costs 7,500 gralats). After doing so it will let you know where you should head to receive the items.

Ye man this is a monthly VIP along with 2 gas masks, and a starfish melee. Enjoy :)

Ohh thanks!