Make a Story

Hey guys,

Game is simple. Everyone who participates will be adding a sentence or phrase to the story each post.
For example:

ItzTerry: Once upon a time, there was a knight.
Kendrick: Then he sought the affection of the beautiful Princess named Ariana.
Froz: to seek her luv, the knight slayyed a dragn the end

At the end of the story (Possibly 100th post) I will be turning this story into, well, a story.
The first post after this basically decides the genre of this book, so hurry posting!

Once there was a revenge seeking mafioso named Kieran

He sent daily threats to the Era government, who took his beloved possessions.

They never replied to him, until now. They said...

all my pizza rolls are gone

Keiran was very sad, so sad that he

Popped a cap in his own аss

He decided to put his cape on his back and went to see the Era governement and yelled :

Margadosh IS THE PRESIDENT

Then everyone's ears bled.