I bet he is always drunk..
Dad, What is my mother Name?
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I bet he is always drunk..
Dad, What is my mother Name?
Shrek.
Dad, I think my nipples are inverted...
That's normal son. It runs in the family.
Dad, I forgot to clear my web history... and Mom saw it... :(
My Bad.. Will you got to survive ,son!
Dad, I'm in love with a 3D cat !
I think I'm sending you to boot camp this fall.
Dad, I'm serious, give me your credit card or I'm gonna call 911 and CPS. I need the new gun!
There you go, never buy a gun that will be nerfed soon, son!
Dad, can you lend me your car?
If you want something to ride in you can go ask your mother. In all seriousness though, son, if you want the car you'll have to swim to the bottom of a lake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Victor
Dad, why was mom headbutting your stomach the other day?
Because I'm actually pregnant son. She was testing to see if the baby like to be butted.
Dad... Where do I get safety?
At your local pharmacy son...wait, why do you need safety for?
Dad, I want kids, but my teacher says it's best to be abstinent.
Now you know dang well Mrs. Jackson is a hypocrite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, why has this thread taken such such a dirty turn?