Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. (I'm not going to corrupt this wish cause I totally understand where you're coming from)

I wish I could meet an alien and win a nobel prize

Granted but alien killed you and stole your nobel prize and he ran away with it.

I wish I was better at spar.

Yes but no one really sparred because PK rewards were added
I wish I could have 200k kills already

Granted. But then the server is shut down.

I wish I had a literal money tree

Granted but the tree died.

I wish I could shoot lasers

Granted but you can only shoot flowers.

I wish I was a loser.

Granted you are

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lol jk

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I wish I could pick up a car

Granted. But its a 1:32 scale matchbox car.

I wish I could persuade anybody

Nothing to do with this thread but can someone tell me how to make a thread

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Originally Posted by GTA Tetris

Nothing to do with this thread but can someone tell me how to make a thread

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Granted, select a section>post new thread

I wish I could zoom into things far away with my eyes.