Corrupt-a-wish

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Originally Posted by b418smitten

Granted, select a section>post new thread

I wish I could zoom into things far away with my eyes.

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Granted, but u get stuck while zoomed in.
I wish i could jump to places.

Granted, but you jumped so high into space and weren't able to get back

I wish I can see into the past and future

Granted, however you gain mental illness from the knowledge of deaths of people whom you love. (No, you actually became a billionaire through stock marketing)

I wish I had a invisible friend.

Granted but they wanted to date you. (You know how that would look like in public ;D)

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted but you were eaten by a shark.

I wish no one will reply.

Granted, but you received a reply.

I wish I could sleep less.

Granted. But to make up for it you must eat more.

I wish I didn't need sleep at all

Granted. From the lack of sleep you looked so much like a ghost, that someone thought you actually were and so they killed you.

I wish I had green eyes.

Granted, but you also have pink hair and orange skin.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted, but the world ends

I wish I could get a fast natural tan [emoji171][emoji171][emoji171]