Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but nobody noticed it.
I wish there were no exams in the world.

Granted, but the tanning process is so fast you turn into charcoal in seconds.

I wish I had the ability to communicate with a cat.

Granted. but the cat went ballistic and tore your face apart

I wish this thread could be CLOSED.

not granted :)

I wish the haze was gone x.x

Granted. But only for a few days.

I wish pet animals never died.

Granted. but when you die, your pet becomes lonely.

I wish I could celebrate my birthday once a month.

Granted but you'll be old as hell in 7 years xD

I wish the new Mockingjay movie would come out now ;-;

Granted but it was actually a fan fiction.

I wish I never grew tired.

Granted but you fell asleep for ever
I wish that I could pick up a house.

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Granted but you fell asleep for ever
I wish that I could pick up a house

Granted, but it gets stuck to your hands.

I wish i could have elemental powers.