Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but you don't know how to use them.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, but all of them became extinct

I wish I mastered the most advance technology in the world

Granted. But it will be the most advanced technology in a world without technology.

I wish I had a wish for my wish.

Granted but there was no one to grant the wish.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but everybody died and you became lonely.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. But it only worked on a plane.

I wish I was lucky.

Unfotunately you stepped on a spike fifty-two times, a snake bit you, your iPad fell off the mountain,
you were banned from Era and you accidentally killed a shiny Pokemon.

I wish I was good at gfx.

Granted but you have no tools to make them.

I wish that no one would post after me

Granted, but I just did. ;)

I wish I could be interviewed on a talk show

Granted, but you had nothing to talk about.

I wish I could be a maths wizz