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Dad I got hired for a website and help program for them.
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I DONT CAARE.
(happy wheels)
Dad, i'm mom.
Son, that's alright! We'll go see a doctor soon.
Dad, I dropped my phone in the toilet.
It's alright we can just buy a new one son.
Dad I blew up are TV!
Buy another one.
Dad, I slapped someone.
That'll teach em' a lesson!
Dad, I got pants at school in front of my crush!
That turns women on.
Dad i used to smoke weed and I'm running away from the cops now and my real name is actually Bob but I changed it so they can't track me and I'm actually from Cuba.
Like father like son.
Dad, I am your father.
but... im not ur son !
Dad, i stole access to ur bank account
Whatever I'm broke anyway. Surprise.
Dad i broke the fridge