Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. But people think you're full of yourself.

I wish I had a money press.

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Originally Posted by olive6661

Granted. But people think you're full of yourself.

I wish I had a money press.

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Granted, but you can only press Zimbabwean dollars.
The exchange rate is $1 USD to S35,000,000,000,000,000. $ZD

I wish I had another cat.

Granted, however it shall also be part dog.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150827201437

I wish I had some In n Out burger right now.

Granted but it costs 10 times the normal price.

I wish it was snowing.

Granted. But its record snowfall all around your house.

I wish I never made the wrong choice

Granted, but people now hate you for being honest at the worst times.

I wish that America was great again.

Granted, but after just 5 minutes, it turned into chaos again.

I wish I could adopt a baby koala and kangaroo.

Granted. but they died

i wish everyone was nice

Granted, But every human being became too nice which lead to the extinction of the human race.

I wish I could cook x.x

Granted but you only knew how to make toast.

I wish I wasn't a nub T_T