First thing that comes to mind

masticating - (another word for chewing if you didn't know)

My weenus is hard. (elbow)

This is going in the wrong direction....

Skeleton

Very boney and hard.

Turtle shell

(Turtle shells are boney?)


Soup

Chopsticks.

Long and thin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sometimes can be found in pants.
(lol string of the pants, you dirty people.)

Panties ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Psssttt

I don't fart, I whisper in my panties.
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