Son, I'm putting you up for adoption.
Dad, I accidentally watched a chick flick.
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Son, I'm putting you up for adoption.
Dad, I accidentally watched a chick flick.
That's alright Son, your Mother and I will still accept you for who you are. :)
Dad, I maxed out your credit card.
That's okay son, you get to pay for it.
Dad, where do I hide a dead body?
Son theres always the lake.
Dad I think I killed mom
Son, she's not dead, just unconscious.
Dad, I crashed your car.
Just bought another one.
Dad, I skipped school and slept all day.
welcome to the darkside we've been expecting you
Dad I think I spent all your money
Was she hot?
Dad, mum is chewing the couch again.