but it is only the beginning.
I soon realized I was high on heroine and I was not making any sense whatsoever. It turns out I was talking to my pet iguana "Nancy".
But then I saw Nancy had two other iguanas next to her, they appeared to be babies.
"Nancy, WHO IS THE FATHER OF THESE IGUANA BABIES?!!!" I yell.
Yet, stupid Nancy would not answer me.
"Okay that's it! We are going to the Maury show to find out!" I scream.
and then...

