Never Have I Ever

If by that you mean peeling off dead skin in my thumb with my mouth and accidentally eating it once, yes.

Never have I ever tried Vietnamese food.

Delicious! Of course!
Never have I ever called me a noob

If you mean by someone else calling me a noob.. yes..

Never have I ever kissed someone's lips.

I´ve kissed a girl before... It´s a warm feeling.
Never have I ever ate a hamburger in 10 seconds lol

I probably have, to be honest.

Never have I ever cheated on a girl.

Ive never done that

Never have I ever ur all ded.

Never have I ever had a girlfriend.
Heeyy maaan, it's not as intense as Kenny's

Me 2... I can make a pie for you and you can marry it or something..
I've never had stopped playing the song dessert

Me too, I've never even heard of that song.

Never have I ever smoke.

I have and I flew to the sky like Bron Bron in 2007 on a fast break taking off from the free throw line.

Never have I skipped school.