Martin Luther made it up.
Dad, who led the Nazis?
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Martin Luther made it up.
Dad, who led the Nazis?
Your mother did, son.
Dad, I didn't use safety...
Goggles right? Is that why there's some metal in your eye?
Dad, what's twerking?
Maybe something inappropriate, son.
Dad, I stole my friend's burger!
Don't do that ever again. You may never know if his family is having rough times with food.
Dad, I heard people did some inappropriate things at Popeyes.
Ohh can I join in son? ;)
Dad, I heard mom groaning loudly last night. Why's that?
I don't know I was working the late shift....hmmmm...
Dad, can I borrow your credit card?
And then spend it on this laggy piece of sht only known as graal era? I dont think so....
Dad...I'm the one responsible for the missing Malaysia plane
You better bring it back....or Obama will get done with you as if you were Bin Laden.
Dad, why is there fur growing between my legs?
Erhmmmmm ask mother, son.
Dad, why is Uncle Bob always loopy?
I bet he is always drunk..
Dad, What is my mother Name?
Shrek.
Dad, I think my nipples are inverted...
That's normal son. It runs in the family.
Dad, I forgot to clear my web history... and Mom saw it... :(
My Bad.. Will you got to survive ,son!
Dad, I'm in love with a 3D cat !
I think I'm sending you to boot camp this fall.
Dad, I'm serious, give me your credit card or I'm gonna call 911 and CPS. I need the new gun!
There you go, never buy a gun that will be nerfed soon, son!
Dad, can you lend me your car?
If you want something to ride in you can go ask your mother. In all seriousness though, son, if you want the car you'll have to swim to the bottom of a lake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Victor
Dad, why was mom headbutting your stomach the other day?
Because I'm actually pregnant son. She was testing to see if the baby like to be butted.
Dad... Where do I get safety?
At your local pharmacy son...wait, why do you need safety for?
Dad, I want kids, but my teacher says it's best to be abstinent.
Now you know dang well Mrs. Jackson is a hypocrite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, why has this thread taken such such a dirty turn?
I don't know son.
Dad, I think I lost my pencil.
Check the microwave
Dad my friend stole my skateboard
Don't worry, I got a spare.
Dad, someone tried to frame me.
It's ok son, the Sherrif says that #3 is the FramerQuote:
Originally Posted by XSTARX
Dad, I think the Mafioso is after me!
Mafi-who?
Dad, Ace banned me from Kureneko's Memorial. :(
Me too son, me too...let's go get ice cream instead
Dad, why did you shrink me?
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Because one body part was bigger than mine. Couldn't have that happening.
Dad, why is there no more cable?