Granted but it wasn't permanent.
I wish the next poster didn't type a thing.
Printable View
Granted but it wasn't permanent.
I wish the next poster didn't type a thing.
Wish not granted:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikey Zanereth
I wish I could sing
Granted. You COULD sing, in the past, but now you can't.
I wish that I could wish without the wish being corrupted.
Granted, but since you didn't wish for a wish, your wish does not apply to the new wish rules.
I wish I could learn to love Call of Duty.
Granted, but you still hated the mlg 8 year olds that play online wwith their mic on.
I wish I was a pineapple
Wish granted but the pineapple turned out to be filled with chickenpotpies
I wish I was dumb
Granted, but you died due to your stupidity.
I wish I could eat anything without dying, getting injured or causing any problems in economy.
Wish granted, but you had no tongue. i wish i could have a limitless stomach and could eat food as much a s possible without getting fat
Granted, But your fat.
Wish, Revive my old dead best friend; Mio.
Actually part of my wish was I couldnt get fat but nice tryQuote:
Originally Posted by asaiki
I wish the next poster couldn't corrupt my wish
Granted but next poster doesnt care about your wish actually
I wish some1 traded me odachi? katana
Granted, But the curse is that you must eat 10 liters of wasabi everyday, or the katana will kill you.
I wish that my friend will get revived, in real life.
Granted. But you take his place.
I wish I could turn invisible
Granted but you have to take off all your clothes for it to work.
I wish I could catch up on my anime.
Granted. But you forget all the previous anime you've watched.
I wish I could be on the ISS right now.
With sushi? no problem!Quote:
Originally Posted by asaiki
- - - Updated - - -
Granted but you ran out of air and died.
I wish I could be good at gfx
No sushi.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZepeuS
Wish Granted, But! You have a maximum of 10 pixel arts, then you go back to your bad graphics. (I don't know if you do graphics, so don't get offended :P )
I wish I could be with my friend.
Granted. But now you can't be with your family
I wish I could slow time whenever I wanted
Granted. but then you get stuck in the time continuum
I wish for bacon.
granted. but you can't eat it.
I wish that I am able to read people's minds
Granted, but you'll see a lot traumatising images
I wish I could live on the moon
granted, But nothing is there but your soul, and body.
I wish I can control my own actions
Granted. but you go out of control and self destruct
I wish I had x ray vision
Granted, but you'll come closer to death whenever you use it. (evilness)
I wish I can memorize fast
Granted. but your mind will explode after reaching your memory limits
I wish i was god
Granted, but no one will worship you .
I wish to stop wishing
granted but the wish has been cancelled.
I wish I had 69 girlfriends to do 69 moves in 69 days for 69 minutes in 69 beds
granted, but they all dumped you already.
I wish I could get all my work done within a blink of an eye
Granted, but 1 gets added onto 69.
I wish I could go up against Kanye West 2020 for Prez [emoji38]
Granted, but you become blind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yuki
I wish My bedroom had a bathroom
granted, but your bedroom became stinky .
I wish I could kill people without getting a punishment
Granted. But then you killed everybody and developed a thirst for murder then killed yourself.
I wish for 93738383838 more wishes
Granted, but you can only wish for 1 bean per wish. whatcha gonna do with 93,738,383,838 beans? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by b418smitten
I wish I have the ability to speak any language fluently.
Granted. But everybody else was abducted by aliens so you have no one to talk to.
I wish i had a bed everywhere I went!
Granted. but your mattress, pillows and blankets are made of stone. Welcome to the stone age :]Quote:
Originally Posted by b418smitten
I wish I could master every instrument in the world.
Granted. But acapella became so popular they ditched out all the instruments.
I wish I could go to Disney Land <3
Granted but you're banned from all the rides, foods, taking pictures with all the mascots, and from using the bathroom :]Quote:
Originally Posted by b418smitten
I wish I could cook in those fancy shmancy kitchens they have on TV :33