i trade it in for a flip phone
i leave a calculator
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I fail my math test with it.
I leave a disappointed parent with a gun.
I bring it to West Coast Customs and now i have a sexy 2002 Supra.
I leave Geico Insurance
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I toss it away, not needing it.
I leave behind a T-Rex.
I delete them all.
I leave behind a small loan of a million dollars.
I smash it down with Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball.
I leave behind a spoon.
I eat a bowl of cereal.
I leave behind a roll of tinfoil
I use it on geeky shiz to deck out my room/or buy board games.
I leave behind 100 tubs of mango ice cream.
I snort them.
I go to the phone to call the paramedics and leave behind a trail of blood&tears.
I follow the trail of blood and tears to my unknown future, the unspoken journey of life.
I leave behind love.
I walk past it.
I leave behind a bag of chips.
I throw that crap out.
I leave behind terrible wifi.
I sell the game to someone who appreciates it.
I leave behind a black cat.
I eat the tacos with my feet.
I leave behind toe jam.
I feed it to Kaz.
I leave behind a Fifty Shades of Grey. (the book)
Mmmmm oh yes all that delicious detail.
I read the book cover to cover.
I leave behind a house.
I burn it.
I leave behind extra wood from the fire.
I give my grandma the doritos.
She eats them all and leaves behind an empty bag of doritos.
I iron the opened part of the bag and scam a 5 year old with it.
I leave behind the rarest, dankest, funniest meme ever.
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I cringe at.
I leave behind tears.
I eat it.
I leave behind a toothpick.