Dad, there's something I gotta tell you!

Ugh, she really hated my dinner today.

Dad, I think I summoned the Mexican Demon Charlie.

That's no way to talk about your mother!
Dad, I think I started a government corruption.

How, if you have straight C's in school?

Dad, will you come my wayyyy? Cuz there's a bug on my leg.

Kill it and quit being a little girl

Dad I think im going to be a father...

I'm proud of you son! You are following my path.

Dad, I drowned a fish.

How was that possible?

Dad, I lost mom ring you bought her, at school.

That isnt the first one I had to replace-.-

Dda I think I accidently prank called the police using your phone

Doesnt matter, would you like my phone subscribition?

Dad, i broke your toy collection

Meh, I've been done playing with them since I was 22...unless you are talking about sexual toys?

Dad, I think I accidentally started a SARS epidemic

Son, it was actually me, not you.

Dad, I stepped on our dogs tail.