Conspiracy Theory WHY DO STAFF MEMBERS RETIRE?

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Originally Posted by Froz

I dont do it for the points tho
I do it for the people

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Then I'm glad you do it, quite entertaining. I'm impressed, well done.

I don't know why, but I always love these xP

/closethread

HIYYYYYYYAAAAAA

-Kendrick

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Originally Posted by Mystic

I don't know why, but I always love these xP

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Everyone does

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Originally Posted by 1Freddy1

/closethread

HIYYYYYYYAAAAAA

-Kendrick

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You used it wrong rip

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Originally Posted by DarkKnightTactics

Then I'm glad you do it, quite entertaining. I'm impressed, well done.

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Does it look like i have an option
im there slave worker
They beg for more
Im tied to the ground in chains
Send help

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Originally Posted by Froz

My fake friends have been bothering me lately asking me why do staff members retire
Because who doesnt like being an adiam theres always a reason to everything
And its time i release the TRUTH!
Im about to tell you a secret staff members dont get the option to retire they are forced to
But Froz what do you mean?
Slow down people let me continue
If you were an admin why would you want to retire?
Your livin the dream!
Clearly snk has a secret cultist group
Where he forces staff members to sacrifice there staff powers to
Senpai Unimax
Uni means one
Max is short for maximum which means greatest amount
One greatest amount
They must sacrifice
ONE staff member that has the GREATEST AMOUNT of power
We have been fooled by snks beautiful face
snk is the leader of the Unimax cultist
Its either retire and dont talk about it
Or retire tell everyone about it and get killed
If you refuse to sacrifice Unimax will terminate you
Unimax is the leader of the illuminati
Because the illuminati has ONE eye
And the illuminati represents God
And God has the GREATEST AMOUNT of power in the entire universe
Coincidence? Or the truth

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*Looks at the one giant paragraph*
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w0w..

Someone give this guy a cookie.

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Originally Posted by Bulltzone

Someone give this guy a cookie.

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Im a farmer as u can see
I make my own cookies

for every staff member that has retired (like me) and read this thread:
click this

Hi5 lol. You always make me laugh Vici!