Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but you will forever be known as the most corrupt admin in history

I wish for the power to grant my own, uncorrupted wishes.

Granted. Carry on ^.^

I wish I had a garage full of cars

Granted. But they were cars from the 1950s and have no engine.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but you are forced into slavery for the rest of your life D;

I wish for a pet cat ;3

Granted but I am your cat. Meow~

I wish for some pockys

Granted, but your pockys are soggy.

I wish the YMCA paid better.

Wish granted but the raise was $0.05 for twice the work.

I wish for a friend

Granted. But your friend is a liar, makes fun of you, and is the worst friend in the world.

I wish for a Pegasus.

Granted.But the Pegasus won't have any wings.

I wish the world was truly happy.

Granted, but you became extremely depressed in making it happy.

I wish Ronald Reagan were President again.