Corrupt-a-wish

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Originally Posted by Bacardi

Granted but you're banned from all the rides, foods, taking pictures with all the mascots, and from using the bathroom :]
I wish I could cook in those fancy shmancy kitchens they have on TV :33

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Granted but you have to cook with Hannibal Lecter.

I wish I could have demon wings and fly with them.

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Originally Posted by Tricky

Granted but you have to cook with Hannibal Lecter.

I wish I could have demon wings and fly with them.

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Granted but they are plastic.

I wish that I could do a back-flip.

Granted but every time you do a backflip your legs will break.

I wish no one corrupted my wish

Granted.

I wish I never ran out of breath

Granted, but you can only breathe through ur poopy hole

I wish that I wished for a wish that wishes me a good wish such as I wish that I wished for a good wish.

Granted, but the one that granted the wish didn't understand it.

I wish I was friendly.

Granted. but everybody else was mean so they didn't care

I wish I could gfx

Granted, but you can only make eyes

I wish i have a pair of wings

Granted. But they burn cause you wore them out.

I wish to have invisibility powers

Granted. You stayed invisible forever and everyone forgot you and no longer cared.

I wish I could go back in the past and fix the bad things I did to my best friend, Claudia.

Granted. (I'm not going to corrupt this wish cause I totally understand where you're coming from)

I wish I could meet an alien and win a nobel prize

Granted but alien killed you and stole your nobel prize and he ran away with it.

I wish I was better at spar.

Yes but no one really sparred because PK rewards were added
I wish I could have 200k kills already

Granted. But then the server is shut down.

I wish I had a literal money tree

Granted but the tree died.

I wish I could shoot lasers

Granted but you can only shoot flowers.

I wish I was a loser.

Granted you are

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lol jk

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I wish I could pick up a car

Granted. But its a 1:32 scale matchbox car.

I wish I could persuade anybody

Nothing to do with this thread but can someone tell me how to make a thread

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Originally Posted by GTA Tetris

Nothing to do with this thread but can someone tell me how to make a thread

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Granted, select a section>post new thread

I wish I could zoom into things far away with my eyes.

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Originally Posted by b418smitten

Granted, select a section>post new thread

I wish I could zoom into things far away with my eyes.

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Granted, but u get stuck while zoomed in.
I wish i could jump to places.

Granted, but you jumped so high into space and weren't able to get back

I wish I can see into the past and future

Granted, however you gain mental illness from the knowledge of deaths of people whom you love. (No, you actually became a billionaire through stock marketing)

I wish I had a invisible friend.

Granted but they wanted to date you. (You know how that would look like in public ;D)

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted but you were eaten by a shark.

I wish no one will reply.

Granted, but you received a reply.

I wish I could sleep less.

Granted. But to make up for it you must eat more.

I wish I didn't need sleep at all

Granted. From the lack of sleep you looked so much like a ghost, that someone thought you actually were and so they killed you.

I wish I had green eyes.

Granted, but you also have pink hair and orange skin.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted, but the world ends

I wish I could get a fast natural tan [emoji171][emoji171][emoji171]

Granted, but nobody noticed it.
I wish there were no exams in the world.

Granted, but the tanning process is so fast you turn into charcoal in seconds.

I wish I had the ability to communicate with a cat.

Granted. but the cat went ballistic and tore your face apart

I wish this thread could be CLOSED.

not granted :)

I wish the haze was gone x.x

Granted. But only for a few days.

I wish pet animals never died.

Granted. but when you die, your pet becomes lonely.

I wish I could celebrate my birthday once a month.

Granted but you'll be old as hell in 7 years xD

I wish the new Mockingjay movie would come out now ;-;

Granted but it was actually a fan fiction.

I wish I never grew tired.

Granted but you fell asleep for ever
I wish that I could pick up a house.

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Granted but you fell asleep for ever
I wish that I could pick up a house

Granted, but it gets stuck to your hands.

I wish i could have elemental powers.