Never Have I Ever

I have, went somewhere with almost no light pollution and its beautiful

Never have I ever jumped on my bed

I have, but i fell off and bumped my head, now theres only 98 lexons jumping on a bed

Never have i ever smoked a cig

Nope, wouldn't want my lung to turn black.

Never have I ever drank tequila.

Nope never have and never intend to drink.

Never have I ever married a noob when I was a noob myself.

I don't think so? ._.

Never have I ever "foot-painted" (Walking in paint and then walking across a canvas)

Nope, haha.

Never have I ever owned an Apple phone.

nope
never have i ever listend to music with curses(dont do it)

Sure I have, Dire Straits - Money for Nothing <33

Never have I ever learned a programming language.

I have not.

Never have I ever crafted a cosplay costume, from scratch. :0

I don't cosplay, so no lol.

Never have I ever driven a car.