Corrupt-a-wish

I wish i was a chicken

Granted,but have no type of chicken looking.
I wish Halloween would start with the crypt.

Granted, but you didn't get past the first level.

I wish I was good at life.

Granted, but life got tired of you being so good that it dumped you.
I wish I was a superhero.

Granted, but air was your kryptonite

I wish I was hungry.

Grated,but you get full by swallowing/breathing air
I wish i could type 1,000 wpm.

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Originally Posted by AceLion

Grated,but you get full by swallowing/breathing air
I wish i could type 1,000 wpm.

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Granted, but you developed severe arthritis in your fingers.

I wish the world was without sadness.

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Originally Posted by Chickenpotpie

Granted, but you developed severe arthritis in your fingers.

I wish the world was without sadness.

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(lol, good one)
Granted, but the wish took it like you wanted sadness, from the movie "Inside Out" to never exist. Therefore she never appeared but sadness still exists.
I wish my ipad charged within 1 second.

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Originally Posted by AceLion

(lol, good one)
Granted, but the wish took it like you wanted sadness, from the movie "Inside Out" to never exist. Therefore she never appeared but sadness still exists.
I wish my ipad charged within 1 second.

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(Wew that loophole)
Granted, but it also lost all it's battery within 1 second as well

I wish no one could get hurt.

Granted. They just die now.

I wish I never needed sleep.