Corrupt-a-wish

I wish all of those pro's in graal era are being nice :D

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Originally Posted by ASAP TEEMOO

I wish all of those pro's in graal era are being nice :D

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Granted, but pros gets all banned from Era and noobs rules the city.

I wish I was ugly

No need to grant (da-dum tss)

I wish I could skip every monday

Granted, but when you became a pro you developed a nasty attitude that no one liked.

I wish I could procrastinate and use my time to exercise.

Granted, but you overexercised and had serious health issues, such as weakened bones. (lmao, I'm not a doctor)

I wish that U.S. Player Relations were hiring again

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Originally Posted by domenico

Granted, but you overexercised and had serious health issues, such as weakened bones. (lmao, I'm not a doctor)

I wish that U.S. Player Relations were hiring again

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Granted, because they are.

I wish that my house was nicer.

Granted. But your car is awful.

I wish I could be in two places at once

Granted, but it would make your body explode.

I wish I had an Australian shepherd, that can't die or be deformed. Can't harm me, and is nice, fluffy, and immortal!

Granted but it got lost forever.

I wish I had all the best guns in era and nothing could happen to them or my account.

Granted, but you're parents banned you from the game.

I wish for a really warm blanket

Granted but it's made out of porcupine pines.

I wish I never had homework.

Granted. But school is now 2 hours longer every day.

I wish I could slow time

Granted but your life is 30 years shorter to compensate.

I wish Hillary Clinton dropped out of the race.

Granted, but then she runs for World Supreme Overlord.

I wish I knew what a pomegranate tastes like ;-;

granted, but you can't eat anything again

I want pizza.

Granted. But the cheese and bread were made out of skin and hair

I wish i can eat Chickenpotpie

Granted!!!

I wish I can make graphics... ;-;

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Originally Posted by Kendrick

Granted!!!

I wish I can make graphics... ;-;

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I thought you already do Graphics :o

Granted but you delete them once completed.

I wish i had my own island.

Granted

I wish I can get friends.

Granted.

I wish for a 3D printer.

Granted.

I wish I can have a In-N-Out burger.

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Originally Posted by Kendrick

Granted.

I wish I can have a In-N-Out burger.

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Granted.

Whats an In-N-Out Burger? Is it a term Americans use?

I wish I owned Microsoft

Granted. But Apple then awes the world with better products.

I wish I could speak every language.

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Originally Posted by olive6661

Granted. But Apple then awes the world with better products.

I wish I could speak every language.

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Granted but you can't speak to anyone as your the last survivor on the earth.

I wish I fly a Boeing 747-200

Granted. But you crash the plane with 2000 people inside, you survived and you went to jail as you are convicted as a terrorist.

I wish I can have butterfly wings. I a fairy.

Granted. But you weigh 1200lb.

I wish I didn't need food or water.

Granted but you developed a smaller bladder, which had to be removed through surgery, but the surgical procedure was a failure and they accidentally removed your heart, killing you.

I wish I had a nickel.

Granted but you were nickel and dimed and nickel's ferromagnetic properties were so strong that it turned iron inside of your body into a big clot of iron inside of your arteries,stopping blood flow,killing you in process.

I wish my brain could be transplanted into a digital human-machine with all sorts of sensors that my brain's commands could control.

Granted, but there's not security thus can be hacked super easily

I wish i could be immortal

Granted, But you'll see the world die in front of you and you'll be left alone

I wish for world peace

Granted, but World War 4 is comming so u can't see the world peace
I wish I can eat Ghost peper without milk

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Originally Posted by iKyle2330

Granted, but World War 4 is comming so u can't see the world peace
I wish I can eat Ghost peper without milk

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Granted! But your eyes will burn for the rest of eternity.
I wish I can be a dolphin.

Granted, but you have no tail because you're disabled.
I wish for a million wishes to grant me anything I Desire.

Granted but each wish takes a toll on your life.
I wish I could play any guitar song beautiful and easily

Granted but it will only seem beautiful to you,for the rest of the people it will seem horrible.

I wish someone loved me.

Granted, but she's a criminal on the run.
I wish I had a lot of real friends.

Granted they all sick and gonna die in 24h
I wish i will have money to upload everything i made

Granted, but they get refunded within a day :'D
I wish there's a new job that is high paying and fun in era.

granted but noobs pk you before you even attempt to start doing that job.
i wish i had friends who always care for me'-'

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Granted, but you die early
I wish I have no wishes