Well, i will say that whenever you are old enough, hm?
Dad, i put the cat in the frying pan.
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Well, i will say that whenever you are old enough, hm?
Dad, i put the cat in the frying pan.
WE ARE NOT STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE PEOPLE!
Dad, are your eyebrows on fleek?
Just got them threaded at the mall
Dad, I tried white powder at my friends house.
I don't give a crap...
Dad, I what's that thing sticking out of your fly?
Why are we discussing this? You have one too.
Dad, what's osmosis?
I barely got my diploma
Dad, can I borrow $700?
If you pay me back 1000% interest then I'd be more than happy to! ;)
Dad...I have a to tell you something bad...last night, I saw mom............................on the phone...............................talking with..............................a "friend"..............................about....... ................................how............... ...........................she.................... .................was.............................. ..........gonna.................................BA KE COOKIES AND EAT THEM ALL BY HERSELF WITHOUT SHARING IT WITH US!!!!!!!!
Oh no! We better get her to give us some!
Dad, there was a tornado warning, but no tornado came our way.
That was Uncle Bob
Dad, can I join my local neo Nazi troop?
Son! You know we don't support such a disgusting monstrosity! GO AND JOIN THE REAL THING LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS DID!Quote:
Originally Posted by olive6661
Dad, they said my hair was black so I couldn't join. What about the Black Panthers?!