Dad, there's something I gotta tell you!

Martin Luther made it up.

Dad, who led the Nazis?

Your mother did, son.

Dad, I didn't use safety...

Goggles right? Is that why there's some metal in your eye?

Dad, what's twerking?

Maybe something inappropriate, son.

Dad, I stole my friend's burger!

Don't do that ever again. You may never know if his family is having rough times with food.

Dad, I heard people did some inappropriate things at Popeyes.

Ohh can I join in son? ;)

Dad, I heard mom groaning loudly last night. Why's that?

I don't know I was working the late shift....hmmmm...


Dad, can I borrow your credit card?

And then spend it on this laggy piece of sht only known as graal era? I dont think so....

Dad...I'm the one responsible for the missing Malaysia plane

You better bring it back....or Obama will get done with you as if you were Bin Laden.

Dad, why is there fur growing between my legs?

Erhmmmmm ask mother, son.


Dad, why is Uncle Bob always loopy?