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03-07-2018, 09:45 PM
Gentu

Granted but it only works one time

I wish to be able to speak every language
03-07-2018, 10:02 PM
whiskey

Granted, but for every 5 words you speak in a single language consecutively, another word that is highly offensive in said language is added. You cannot control this and you may or may not be assaulted for your rudeness.

I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish.
03-07-2018, 11:53 PM
Wast

Granted, I did it (:

I wish I could switch gravity whenever I want to
03-09-2018, 06:10 AM
Dspong

Granted but you take fall damage.

I wish I could make people feel special and happy.
03-09-2018, 06:50 PM
JungleJimmy

Granted but it gives you depression.

I wish I have a job irl.
07-14-2020, 12:09 AM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by JungleJimmy

Granted but it gives you depression.

I wish I have a job irl.

Granted, but all of your customers are just a bunch of Karens.

I wish for life to return to normal.
07-14-2020, 01:10 AM
Minho

granted but your friends dont want to see you

i wish for a new car
07-14-2020, 03:05 AM
August.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minho

granted but your friends dont want to see you

i wish for a new car

Granted, but it's a car which is recalled and must be returned immediately as a result of legal issues and safety problems from the reason it was recalled >:] Vroom vroom
sorry minho ily

I wish I was more motivated to practice my hobbies.
07-14-2020, 08:20 AM
Joeyaudi1

Quote:

Originally Posted by August.

Granted, but it's a car which is recalled and must be returned immediately as a result of legal issues and safety problems from the reason it was recalled >:] Vroom vroom
sorry minho ily

I wish I was more motivated to practice my hobbies.

Granted, but you will never succeed in any of them.

I wish that wishes aren't called wishes.
07-14-2020, 04:40 PM
August.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joeyaudi1

Granted, but you will never succeed in any of them.

I wish that wishes aren't called wishes.

Granted, but now they're just curses.

I wish that I had 20/20 vision.
07-14-2020, 05:11 PM
Tricky

Quote:

Originally Posted by August.

Granted, but now they're just curses.

I wish that I had 20/20 vision.

Granted, but now you you see things x100 too close.

I wish I had a pet.
07-14-2020, 10:59 PM
Novato

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tricky

Granted, but now you you see things x100 too close.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, but its a pet skunk with a constant nonstop stink spray.

I wish i had my own island.
07-14-2020, 11:28 PM
NCX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novato

Granted, but its a pet skunk with a constant nonstop stink spray.

I wish i had my own island.

Granted, but you'll be stuck in your island forever..

I wish to wish a wish
07-15-2020, 06:42 AM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by NCX

Granted, but you'll be stuck in your island forever..

I wish to wish a wish

Granted, but you used said wish to ask for this wish.
I wish for food.
07-15-2020, 12:20 PM
Minho

granted but they're all spoiled

i wish for a non corrupt wish >:)
07-15-2020, 06:14 PM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minho

granted but they're all spoiled

i wish for a non corrupt wish >:)

Granted, but I misplaced it.
I wish for a nice Victorian suit.
07-15-2020, 09:17 PM
Novato

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abdullah1441

Granted, but I misplaced it.
I wish for a nice Victorian suit.

Granted, but you'll suffer the same fate as Abraham Lincoln.

I wish my wifi was as fast as NASA's.
07-15-2020, 09:34 PM
NCX

Granted, but you'll pay $350 monthly for Internet Fee

I wish, That my wish would not be granted
07-15-2020, 11:54 PM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by NCX

Granted, but you'll pay $350 monthly for Internet Fee

I wish, That my wish would not be granted

I don't speak English, so I don't understand you. Sorry.
I wish for a million bucks.
07-16-2020, 12:27 AM
Tricky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abdullah1441

I don't speak English, so I don't understand you. Sorry.
I wish for a million bucks.

Granted now you have 1 million bucks, the animal....

I wish for a new computer mouse.
07-16-2020, 01:40 AM
Minho

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tricky

Granted now you have 1 million bucks, the animal....

I wish for a new computer mouse.

granted but the left click button is permanently damaged

i wish for a bowl of mac and cheese
07-16-2020, 03:06 AM
August.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minho

granted but the left click button is permanently damaged

i wish for a bowl of mac and cheese

Granted, but now you're horribly lactose intolerant.

I wish that all pets lived as long as we did.
07-16-2020, 02:47 PM
Tricky

Quote:

Originally Posted by August.

Granted, but now you're horribly lactose intolerant.

I wish that all pets lived as long as we did.

Granted, but now they're all carnivorous hungry human hunting animals. Yes including sweet little BUNNIES.

I wish for nothing.
07-16-2020, 08:16 PM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tricky

Granted, but now they're all carnivorous hungry human hunting animals. Yes including sweet little BUNNIES.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, so here it is: https://youtu.be/gWuDKtHXGh0
I wish to be able to speak every language.
07-17-2020, 03:43 AM
Tricky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abdullah1441

Granted, so here it is: https://youtu.be/gWuDKtHXGh0
I wish to be able to speak every language.

Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish for more paint.
07-17-2020, 06:21 AM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tricky

Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish for more paint.

Granted, but it's full of lead.
I wish for The Elder Scrolls VI.
07-17-2020, 08:27 AM
Minho

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abdullah1441

Granted, but it's full of lead.
I wish for The Elder Scrolls VI.

granted but you cant move your character

i wish for a puppy
07-17-2020, 04:25 PM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minho

granted but you cant move your character

i wish for a puppy

Granted, but it gives you Campylobacter jejuni.
I wish for better eyesight.
07-21-2020, 12:07 PM
Novato

Granted, but now you're a cyclops.
I wish i sprint/run nonstop without getting tired
07-22-2020, 01:27 AM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novato

Granted, but now you're a cyclops.
I wish i sprint/run nonstop without getting tired

Granted, but now you can't stop.
I wish for a kitten.
07-31-2020, 05:29 PM
JimmY1809

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abdullah1441

Granted, but now you can't stop.
I wish for a kitten.

Granted, but the kitten will scratch you both now and when it grows up.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse. And a pistol
08-02-2020, 04:08 AM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmY1809

Granted, but the kitten will scratch you both now and when it grows up.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse. And a pistol

Granted, but you get enslaved by a rival tribe.
I wish for a better life for all.
11-05-2020, 10:32 PM
Novato

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abdullah1441

Granted, but you get enslaved by a rival tribe.
I wish for a better life for all.

Granted now everyone has their basic needs meet (food, water, electricity, residence, etc), but now the internet is super slow (high ping and downloads single digit kbs/s) for everyone due to the increase is users.
I wish i could see in the dark whenever i wanted.
11-08-2020, 11:42 AM
JimmY1809

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novato

Granted now everyone has their basic needs meet (food, water, electricity, residence, etc), but now the internet is super slow (high ping and downloads single digit kbs/s) for everyone due to the increase is users.
I wish i could see in the dark whenever i wanted.

Granted, but now you're allergic to the Sun.
I wish BiTzSam returned.
11-14-2020, 04:00 PM
Abdullah1441

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmY1809

Granted, but now you're allergic to the Sun.
I wish BiTzSam returned.

Granted, but he doesn't speak English.
I wish for free college.

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