Selling Rainbow Umbrella And Panda Hammer

[Mystic]

Ummmmmm... People. Who trade stuff. Oh wait no, I know.

It's people who can scam.

Sums it up pretty well.

[Silent]

Idk i consider myself pretty professional, i mean i started with nothing and traded up to a marshmallow , also ill giv you 17 australian dollars

[IJAD]

HW wand for panda

[iPlayer]

Lol... I offered Heinzz what most professional traders consider a 900k offer. ladies and gentleman, dont get your hopes up. If he didn't accept my offer of blookat katana, and mushroom knife, then he isn't selling rainbow, hes just scouting offers here. To see if he can bump up the price and people will still offer higher.

[Bram]

What are "professional traders".

people who waist to much time in trading,and don't actually use the item or play with it.

[Smilez]

A step by step guide on how to trade like a pro!

1. Acquire shovels

2. Dig a little bit

3. Scam a newbie who just got his first Zanmato

4. Feel guilty

5. Repeat process until you have atleast 30 zanmatos

6. Buy Brella with 30 zanmatos

7. Overprice Brella to 40k

8. Trade it for something rare in iZone

9. Get scammed from cross trading with era and iZone

10. Cry about it and write a 7 paragraphed essay on Forums about why your quitting

11. Go outside

12. Achieve girlfriend

13. Achieve good grades in school

14. Achieve good job

15. Buy iTunes with lots of $$$

16. Wait for auction and pay 500k gralats for the item

17. Professional trader achieved

Another way...

1. Steal parents credit card

2. Spend over $400 on iTunes

3. Buy stuff from auctions

4. Wait for parents bill letter

5. Give to parents for them to read

6. Get mobile device/laptop/PC destroyed

7. Get sent to deserted island

8. Professional trader achieved

[b418smitten]

#GoonSquad

[Micheln10]

Hahaha nice guide! You made me laugh hard!

[MikeyUK]

You can't be a professional trader. Only a kid with a pixelated umbrella.

[Lunatic]

This belongs in the Entertainment Section,