A Newcomers Fate!

[iIamtheNoob]

This is a game inspired by The Blockheads forum thread
Rules: One person will only post ONE fate at a time!You must decide the fate of a -Noob- that has recently joined Graal Era.
Example 1: Luckily,he hid in the Jeni's Secret-Unluckily,he nearly died from the person that tried to kill him.Luckily,he healed himself with a hotdog-(And so on,so forth)
If there was already a fate decided,the next one should be ignored.
Example 2: Unluckily,he didn't have enough money for the Uzi-Unluckily,he got chased around by a barrier of bullets-(So on.)
Last,I believe,please don't make an ending.It won't be entertaining anymore to some to most people, wouldn't it?
Example 3: Unluckily,he couldn't find a hat-Luckily,he found a body,the end !!
Does that explain enough?I do hope so!So,lets start!
There was a new someone joining Graal Era!Luckily,he picked up x174 Ammo.

[Mystic]

(Hopefully doing this right) Unluckily, he doesn't have a gun.

[iIamtheNoob]

(Hopefully doing this right) Unluckily, he doesn't have a gun.

Luckily,he found the Classic melee and bow.

[Yamamoto]

Unluckily, Yamamoto comes up and attacks him with his drill.

[Zephas]

Luckily, Yamamoto is the biggest noob on the game.

[Rage]

Unluckily, Yamamoto kills u with his drill for calling him biggest nub

[NAG]

Luckily Nag comes and nags him. k

[iIamtheNoob]

Unluckily,Yamamoto spams up the chat,ignoring the nagging,and starts to flee.

[Zodiac aka joker]

luckily,when yamamoto starts to flee he runs into a tall sexy husky that helps him get away

[iIamtheNoob]

Unluckily,the Smexy Husky started getting suckish Wifi,and disconnected for 10 minutes.