If you want something unique, go for the librarian staff. I recently bought it and it definitely gets a terrible rep for how good it is. Its not much against fast players, but if you base then it can clear out everyone around the flag with ease. Its not too fast though, i use it for getting people off of the flag. And for fort killer events its godly. Just enter the fort and stand in the doorway and you get at least 100 kills before the 10 min mark.
A noob is not a nub, but a nub is a noob. I am a noob, not a nub. What are you? Well, thats for you to find out.
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My friend has a hyrule that I've messed around with and its speed definitely makes up for its dmg, and Gabe from MK has a scimitar and as far as I can tell its just as fast.