I haven't read a touhou pasta, and no I don't find you boring, you're the first person that knows what a creepypasta is hahaha
Well,that's true.
Doesn't hurt to post a link to a creepypasta,right?
Here's Touhou 11 incident.http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_11_Incident
It's long,but you might like it.