The person below me woke up on a gloomy day only to realise that the whole life they were living was just a faint dream.They were in a global depression with not many life forms left on their home planet, Obezor. This is due to the pollution of factory smoke. They get up, driven by the smell of bacon. When they enter the kitchen they see a ghoulish creature staring back at them with gloomy white eyes. "Morning Mum" they say with a tear welling up in their eye. "I had a wonderful dream, it was so real I could almost touch it, but now it's floating away and I can't get it back." "Gnarsnsss" The ghoulish mother replied flinging the bacon at the wall. They go to pick it up and their nails fall off upon contact leaving them to sting. They quickly shove the bacon in their mouth and go outside only to see Putin riding on the back of a bear. "Come, we need to go to school" Putin insists. They jump up ontop of the bear and away they go, Putins magestic hair flowing in the beautiful sunlight. Upon arrival to their destination they are greeted by bio soldiers - soldiers created unnaturally. Worn out and faded signs which used to say "xavier's school for gifted youngsters". They get off the bear and get onto a more formal tiger in a tuxedo. They travel to the forest where they are they safe. Then BOOM. All goes black they can't see which ways up. Falling, falling, crack. "Braaainnsss" a distant voice taunts. "Emergerd zombie putin!" They quickly deploy the jet pack rocket boosters from their school bag and float off into the distance. Zombies everywhere. Then suddenly...
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