Originally Posted by
LavaClaw
quit your bickering, plebeians
in all seriousness, anything that can give an advantage over another player in a combat situation is stupid for an auction item, as they can be discontinued. it creates an unfair playing field. the only way it would work is to replace the stats of another healing weapon that is always obtainable and replace the cotton bud stats with that, along with its healing property. Making the cotton bud an alternate skin of sorts.
with that said, you knew what the melee did before you purchased it, it's silly demanding your item be changed just because it no longer fits your needs.