Corrupt-a-wish

[Tricky]

Granted, but now they're just curses.

I wish that I had 20/20 vision.

Granted, but now you you see things x100 too close.

I wish I had a pet.

[Novato]

Granted, but now you you see things x100 too close.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, but its a pet skunk with a constant nonstop stink spray.

I wish i had my own island.

[NCX]

Granted, but its a pet skunk with a constant nonstop stink spray.

I wish i had my own island.

Granted, but you'll be stuck in your island forever..

I wish to wish a wish

[Abdullah1441]

Granted, but you'll be stuck in your island forever..

I wish to wish a wish

Granted, but you used said wish to ask for this wish.
I wish for food.