Corrupt-a-wish

[olive6661]

Granted. But now you can't be with your family

I wish I could slow time whenever I wanted

[b418smitten]

Granted. but then you get stuck in the time continuum

I wish for bacon.

[Yuki]

granted. but you can't eat it.
I wish that I am able to read people's minds

[b418smitten]

Granted, but you'll see a lot traumatising images

I wish I could live on the moon

[Yuki]

granted, But nothing is there but your soul, and body.
I wish I can control my own actions

[b418smitten]

Granted. but you go out of control and self destruct

I wish I had x ray vision

[Yuki]

Granted, but you'll come closer to death whenever you use it. (evilness)
I wish I can memorize fast

[b418smitten]

Granted. but your mind will explode after reaching your memory limits

I wish i was god

[Yuki]

Granted, but no one will worship you .
I wish to stop wishing

[*Z.D The Great]

granted but the wish has been cancelled.

I wish I had 69 girlfriends to do 69 moves in 69 days for 69 minutes in 69 beds