Corrupt-a-wish

[Yuki]

granted, but they all dumped you already.
I wish I could get all my work done within a blink of an eye

[b418smitten]

Granted, but 1 gets added onto 69.
I wish I could go up against Kanye West 2020 for Prez

[b418smitten]

granted, but they all dumped you already.
I wish I could get all my work done within a blink of an eye

Granted, but you become blind.
I wish My bedroom had a bathroom

[Yuki]

granted, but your bedroom became stinky .
I wish I could kill people without getting a punishment

[b418smitten]

Granted. But then you killed everybody and developed a thirst for murder then killed yourself.

I wish for 93738383838 more wishes

[Bacardi]

Granted. But then you killed everybody and developed a thirst for murder then killed yourself.

I wish for 93738383838 more wishes

Granted, but you can only wish for 1 bean per wish. whatcha gonna do with 93,738,383,838 beans? xD

I wish I have the ability to speak any language fluently.

[b418smitten]

Granted. But everybody else was abducted by aliens so you have no one to talk to.

I wish i had a bed everywhere I went!

[Bacardi]

Granted. But everybody else was abducted by aliens so you have no one to talk to.

I wish i had a bed everywhere I went!

Granted. but your mattress, pillows and blankets are made of stone. Welcome to the stone age :]

I wish I could master every instrument in the world.

[b418smitten]

Granted. But acapella became so popular they ditched out all the instruments.

I wish I could go to Disney Land <3

[Bacardi]

Granted. But acapella became so popular they ditched out all the instruments.

I wish I could go to Disney Land <3

Granted but you're banned from all the rides, foods, taking pictures with all the mascots, and from using the bathroom :]
I wish I could cook in those fancy shmancy kitchens they have on TV 3