Corrupt-a-wish

[Kendrick]

Granted.

I wish I can have a In-N-Out burger.

[Bulletzone]

Granted.

I wish I can have a In-N-Out burger.

Granted.

Whats an In-N-Out Burger? Is it a term Americans use?

I wish I owned Microsoft

[olive6661]

Granted. But Apple then awes the world with better products.

I wish I could speak every language.

[Bulletzone]

Granted. But Apple then awes the world with better products.

I wish I could speak every language.

Granted but you can't speak to anyone as your the last survivor on the earth.

I wish I fly a Boeing 747-200

[asaiki]

Granted. But you crash the plane with 2000 people inside, you survived and you went to jail as you are convicted as a terrorist.

I wish I can have butterfly wings. I a fairy.

[olive6661]

Granted. But you weigh 1200lb.

I wish I didn't need food or water.

[user341878721421974]

Granted but you developed a smaller bladder, which had to be removed through surgery, but the surgical procedure was a failure and they accidentally removed your heart, killing you.

I wish I had a nickel.

[Kenan]

Granted but you were nickel and dimed and nickel's ferromagnetic properties were so strong that it turned iron inside of your body into a big clot of iron inside of your arteries,stopping blood flow,killing you in process.

I wish my brain could be transplanted into a digital human-machine with all sorts of sensors that my brain's commands could control.

[Dspong]

Granted, but there's not security thus can be hacked super easily

I wish i could be immortal

[Joeyaudi1]

Granted, But you'll see the world die in front of you and you'll be left alone

I wish for world peace