The Ultimate 'Enter House' Click Bait

[Lightning23]

or that classic nub pjrases
one shot one kill, no luck just skill
mess with the best, die like the rest

[Froz]

Fixed it

[Kendrick]

I get in people's home when they say I will find my true love. I pick up 10yr old girls!

Ace: He, what? -puts on shades- Hey, you!
Kendrick: Crap!!! -throws little girls' pictures.-
Ace: You perv! Get back!
Kendrick: Please!! Tricky mailed it to me! It wasn't me!

[Coster]

Me: I'm A Ninja.

Gino: Prove It.

Me: Did you see that?

Gino: No.

Me: Exactly. (Too Bad You Aren't Exotic.)

[Froz]

Me: I'm A Ninja.

Gino: Prove It.

Me: Did you see that?

Gino: No.

Me: Exactly. (Too Bad You Aren't Exotic.)

Clever

[Kriole]

I always win the fashion shows

I should be a model