Make a Story

[ItzTerry!]

Hey guys,

Game is simple. Everyone who participates will be adding a sentence or phrase to the story each post.
For example:

ItzTerry: Once upon a time, there was a knight.
Kendrick: Then he sought the affection of the beautiful Princess named Ariana.
Froz: to seek her luv, the knight slayyed a dragn the end

At the end of the story (Possibly 100th post) I will be turning this story into, well, a story.
The first post after this basically decides the genre of this book, so hurry posting!

[Kieran2820]

Once there was a revenge seeking mafioso named Kieran

[ItzTerry!]

He sent daily threats to the Era government, who took his beloved possessions.

[Kieran2820]

They never replied to him, until now. They said...

[Casey]

all my pizza rolls are gone

[Hex]

Keiran was very sad, so sad that he

[AsiraderGraal]

Popped a cap in his own аss

[Morganga]

He decided to put his cape on his back and went to see the Era governement and yelled :

[imaginary]

Margadosh IS THE PRESIDENT

[AsiraderGraal]

Then everyone's ears bled.