Shower thoughts

[Grantman20]

Simply express the shower thoughts that come to your mind, putting you in endless loopholes.

I'll start,
Coin flipping is just rolling a two-sided die.

[Mexican icecream]

I wonder what language born deaf people think in.
I
is there an afterlife
who came up with the alphabet and numbers, as in appearance and systems.

[Abdullah1441]

WTH ur telling me ur in the shower so long ur brain starts to wonder off? Man, clean yourself and go lol

[Grantman20]

WTH ur telling me ur in the shower so long ur brain starts to wonder off? Man, clean yourself and go lol

Nibba shower thoughts are natural I mean are you just gonna stand there and think "oh gotta use soap now" no wtf

[imaginary]

Myself ded

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I currently don’t remember much I’ll post after taking a shower

[Grantman20]

Myself ded

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I currently don’t remember much I’ll post after taking a shower

Great, have fun

[Bulletzone]

Today is the youngest you'll ever be, but the oldest you ever are.

If you get a bigger bed, You have more bed room but less bedroom.

Do you think sand is called sand because it's between sea and land?

Do you think the sea is salty because the land never waves back?

Can you die in a living room?

If you worked as a security guard in a Samsung store, Would that make you a guardian of the galaxy?

When there's a single cactus, it's cact-us but when there's more than one it's cact-I

Australia has 3 A's which are all pronounced differently.

If you rip a hole in a net, you end up with less holes than you started off with.

The word queue is just pronounced q with 4 silent letters.

It's called the mall because instead of going to one stall, You go to them all.

If you drop soap on the floor, Is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

Is the S or the C silent in "scent"?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

If you're waiting for the waiter doesn't that make you the waiter?

When you clean a vacuum cleaner, You become the vacuum cleaner?

Tomb is pronounced "toom"
Womb is pronounced "woom"
Why isn't bomb pronounced "boom"?

If I try to fail and I succeed, Have I succeeded or failed?

If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

If we can't see air, Do fish see water?

If you hit yourself and it hurts, Are you weak or are you strong?





please people, after looking at memes for so long your mind becomes like this all the time. do not make my mistake.

[imSupah]

I have a few.

When your mother says tell the truth and that she won't be mad at you, she's usually will be mad at you.

We have to prove to machines that we aren't machines when signing up for websites.

Life cycle starts with waking up and ends with going to sleep till the day you die.

[Tricky]

"Ohh that's hot"

"Mmm that's a great temperature"

[Abdullah1441]

Nibba shower thoughts are natural I mean are you just gonna stand there and think "oh gotta use soap now" no wtf

I'm the only one then :c