Lol I saw this funny idea and nobody paid mind to it. XD
The Keyboard:
A large black Keyboard that deals 7 damage,and is fast. And everytime you hit the player,they say random letters. XD
Example:
Me: *smacks you with Keyboard*
You: "sdhdsj!"
Me: *smacks again mid sentence*
You: "You noo-"..."adhdvb!"
Lmfao. Have it that it only makes you say random letters when you actually do damage on them.
So yeah,that's the idea. A pretty funny one. Hope you guys like.
Credit to whoever had the item idea,even though I gave it it's stats.