In this game, you're simply a child admitting something to his/her father.

Example:

Poster 1: Dad, I didn't make the sports team.


Poster 2: That okay, son! There's always a next time.

Dad, I'm getting married!


Poster 3: That's great, son! Really awesome to hear!

Dad, I dropped out of school.


Poster 4: Son, how could you?

Dad, I failed the math test today.

and so on, now do you get how the game works

Rules:
1. All forum rules apply
2. Keep it appropriate of course

I shall start then

Dad, I think my high school teacher has a confession to tell you