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Mall review
Hey guys, I'm going to rant/review the mall. Disclaimer: I don't want to offend anyone who participated in the making of this, I'm reviewing the mall not those who contributed to it.
First off: What the actual hell is the burger store's purpose? Selling burgers for 30$? You can get them for free every hour or so. And the statue? I don't even know what they were Thinking when they made the graphics for that thing, its a half naked statue with a "Burger" Head on it. Maybe you think it's funny, maybe you think it's plain ol creepy. Oh! And how about the oversized chairs and tables? Sure, that's not cringeworthy at all. The ballpit? That thing is horrible, its just a retextured water pond...
Second of all: How they layed out the rooms is HORRIBLE, I haven't seen anything like this before, you get teleported to a completely different room as soon as you cross the stairs, I mean; Wtf? Also, the place is a complete absolute MAZE. It took me 40 minutes to get the hang of how the mall was layed out, even then, I'm not completely sure.
Third thing: It doesn't really fit a theme in general. You can find anything ranging from Bars, to gun shops and a Casino... Have you ever seen all of those in a Mall? Exactly. Also, I was expecting a bit of a level change to the stores, but HEY: they let me down on that too. They basically just pasted the same level inside the mall and only changed 1 or 2 things, mostly the lightning and door positions. I'm disappointed.
4: The new shops. The sushi train isn't even a THING. It's just a level with a, ill admit it, pretty neet convator belt that spins a single hat on it. Wow, good job on the inovation. Also: Why do we need more female bodies with huge abnormal butts? I've seen little girls from the ages of 7-14 buy those bodies and call them "cool"... I even observed one tell a guy "Hey, like my big fat butt? <3" I asked her why in the world she would ask that and she replied with "Chill, Im 10 Im just looking for a bf" and immediately pmed me "but do you like my big booty?" U_U this generation makes me smh so hard. But for the other graphics, such as the furniture, are okay... But I don't really adore them. The golden "Noob" bodies are pretty overpriced, as for the male bodies. The hats and bandanas look like they were made very quickly though.
5th of all: Oh, god why... Just.. Why? One single elevator? And unaccesable stairs that are difficult to climb? Welcome to hell folks.
So this was my rant, please don't take none of this personally, i dont really want to hurt anyone's fealings.
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