King of the Hill (Game)(Prizes)

[Kriole]

Rules:You must kick the previous person off the hill, use whatever method you would like.
preferably in varying degrees of cleverness,and originality. Use whatever sort of "defenses" such as, 'I build a bomb proof bunker', and so on, The next person could say they used a flame thrower to get you out.

After you describe how you're kicking out the old King, state "Now I'm King of the Hill!" I will be officiating if there are and disputed as of how a King is kicked of the Hill.

I will start off...

There has to be a first king obviously so...
I'm The King Of The Hill


UPDATE
(This is a old game id like to bring back there will be no prizes for now on, just for fun)