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    Well, i will say that whenever you are old enough, hm?

    Dad, i put the cat in the frying pan.
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    WE ARE NOT STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE PEOPLE!

    Dad, are your eyebrows on fleek?

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    Just got them threaded at the mall


    Dad, I tried white powder at my friends house.
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    I don't give a crap...

    Dad, I what's that thing sticking out of your fly?
    Why do people call me noob when I beat them in spar? You should be ashamed if you do...cuz that means a noob beat you. Stop complaining that I lag, when you lag, both sides are affected...I can't tell where you are, and you can't tell where I am. So if there wasn't lag, I woulda still beat you just the same.

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    Why are we discussing this? You have one too.

    Dad, what's osmosis?

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    I barely got my diploma


    Dad, can I borrow $700?
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    If you pay me back 1000% interest then I'd be more than happy to!

    Dad...I have a to tell you something bad...last night, I saw mom............................on the phone...............................talking with..............................a "friend"..............................about....... ................................how............... ...........................she.................... .................was.............................. ..........gonna.................................BA KE COOKIES AND EAT THEM ALL BY HERSELF WITHOUT SHARING IT WITH US!!!!!!!!
    Why do people call me noob when I beat them in spar? You should be ashamed if you do...cuz that means a noob beat you. Stop complaining that I lag, when you lag, both sides are affected...I can't tell where you are, and you can't tell where I am. So if there wasn't lag, I woulda still beat you just the same.

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    Oh no! We better get her to give us some!

    Dad, there was a tornado warning, but no tornado came our way.

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    That was Uncle Bob


    Dad, can I join my local neo Nazi troop?
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    Quote Originally Posted by olive6661 View Post
    That was Uncle Bob


    Dad, can I join my local neo Nazi troop?
    Son! You know we don't support such a disgusting monstrosity! GO AND JOIN THE REAL THING LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS DID!

    Dad, they said my hair was black so I couldn't join. What about the Black Panthers?!
    "'An old friend of ours dared me to try and play God...' Mak craned his neck, the advisors and guardsmen in his wake suddenly alert at their charge's blatant discontent.

    He stood with a confidence we had never known him to possess, the bright orange trim of his ivory sleeves dangling so far from the scrawny arms folded behind his back that we thought the robe adorning his body might blow away completely in the winds that whipped around us.

    'Little did they know I was born for the role.'"

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