Corrupt-a-wish

[iZak]

Granted, select a section>post new thread

I wish I could zoom into things far away with my eyes.

Granted, but u get stuck while zoomed in.
I wish i could jump to places.

[b418smitten]

Granted, but you jumped so high into space and weren't able to get back

I wish I can see into the past and future

[Elfren Eve]

Granted, however you gain mental illness from the knowledge of deaths of people whom you love. (No, you actually became a billionaire through stock marketing)

I wish I had a invisible friend.

[Tricky]

Granted but they wanted to date you. (You know how that would look like in public ;D)

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Kurza]

Granted but you were eaten by a shark.

I wish no one will reply.

[Elfren Eve]

Granted, but you received a reply.

I wish I could sleep less.

[olive6661]

Granted. But to make up for it you must eat more.

I wish I didn't need sleep at all

[Daniiel]

Granted. From the lack of sleep you looked so much like a ghost, that someone thought you actually were and so they killed you.

I wish I had green eyes.

[Bacardi]

Granted, but you also have pink hair and orange skin.

I wish I could travel the world.

[b418smitten]

Granted, but the world ends

I wish I could get a fast natural tan