Corrupt-a-wish

[aid22]

Granted, but i didn't know the meaning of being a maths wizz and made you fail your math

i wish i would get good grades for my examination

[b418smitten]

Granted. but then the teachers lost your exam and gave you a 0.

i wish I could earn quick cash.

[olive6661]

Granted. But its earned through drugs and trafficking.

I wish I speak to animals!

[Curse]

Granted. But its earned through drugs and trafficking.

I wish I speak to animals!

Granted, but you can only talk to Gazelles and they're too afraid of you to go near you.

I wish people would be smarter.

[b418smitten]

Granted, but there were no good jobs left cause the smart people took it all

I wish i could shape shift

[Curse]

Granted, but there were no good jobs left cause the smart people took it all

I wish i could shape shift

Granted; but you can only become an empty bottle of ginger ale.

I wish my bed was bigger.

[Daniiel]

Granted, but it's made out of a huge rock.

I wish I knew how to sword fight.

[Chickenpotpie]

Granted, but you were bad at it and had all limbs severed during a friendly spar.

I wish I wasn't delicious.

[b418smitten]

Granted, but humans palate was destroyed so we ate you anyways

I wish I could travel the world

[olive6661]

Granted. But its in an old rusty Cessna.

I wish I was a CEO.