Corrupt-a-wish

[olive6661]

Granted. But people think you're full of yourself.

I wish I had a money press.

[Curse]

Granted. But people think you're full of yourself.

I wish I had a money press.

Granted, but you can only press Zimbabwean dollars.
The exchange rate is $1 USD to S35,000,000,000,000,000. $ZD

I wish I had another cat.

[LainiexAri]

Granted, however it shall also be part dog.


I wish I had some In n Out burger right now.

[user341878721421974]

Granted but it costs 10 times the normal price.

I wish it was snowing.

[olive6661]

Granted. But its record snowfall all around your house.

I wish I never made the wrong choice

[user341878721421974]

Granted, but people now hate you for being honest at the worst times.

I wish that America was great again.

[Daniiel]

Granted, but after just 5 minutes, it turned into chaos again.

I wish I could adopt a baby koala and kangaroo.

[b418smitten]

Granted. but they died

i wish everyone was nice

[Sycamore]

Granted, But every human being became too nice which lead to the extinction of the human race.

I wish I could cook x.x

[ItzTerry!]

Granted but you only knew how to make toast.

I wish I wasn't a nub T_T