Corrupt-a-wish

[Tricky]

Granted but it's made out of porcupine pines.

I wish I never had homework.

[olive6661]

Granted. But school is now 2 hours longer every day.

I wish I could slow time

[user341878721421974]

Granted but your life is 30 years shorter to compensate.

I wish Hillary Clinton dropped out of the race.

[Bacardi]

Granted, but then she runs for World Supreme Overlord.

I wish I knew what a pomegranate tastes like ;-;

[asaiki]

granted, but you can't eat anything again

I want pizza.

[Mystic Everwhist]

Granted. But the cheese and bread were made out of skin and hair

I wish i can eat Chickenpotpie

[Kendrick]

Granted!!!

I wish I can make graphics... ;-;

[Bulletzone]

Granted!!!

I wish I can make graphics... ;-;

I thought you already do Graphics

Granted but you delete them once completed.

I wish i had my own island.

[Kendrick]

Granted

I wish I can get friends.

[Bulletzone]

Granted.

I wish for a 3D printer.