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    The Binary Guy's Secret! Kendrick EXPOSED! Conspiracy Theory

    http://www.era-go.com/forum/showthread.php?34171
    so many of you all know about this man he only writes in binary
    but he probably has a deep dark secret of why first his name C0MM4ND4
    or Command four
    but the question is who is he commanding?
    who are these 'four'?
    so many questions but no answers until NOW!
    so I google "four commands" and the first most searched thing that starts with "four commands"
    is "four commands used in logo"
    I googled "four commands" when his name is "command 4"
    so we flip the "four commands used in logo"
    we get 'logo in used commands four'
    no that isnt right
    we must re dig the hole
    we flip the words backward
    we get 'ogol ni desu sdnammoc ruof'
    now it looks like broken english so lets fix it
    and we get 'Ogol know desu's dna mock roof'
    now whos desu? what is desu
    desu can be used after kawaii
    whos kawaii?
    Senpai.
    whos obsessed with anime?
    Kendrick.
    Kendrick is latino correct?
    whats is on the opposite side of the earth for latino countries?
    Europe.
    Page 3 link: http://www.era-go.com/forum/showthread.php?34171/page3
    so on the thread i linked on page four terry found out the coordinates are for a place in Europe called Sakiai
    Coincidence? I THINK NOT
    so back to the flipped words we can change them to 'Ogol know Kendrick's dna mock roof'
    what does ogol mean?
    so i used the urban dictionary and found this
    'the sound you make when you piss on an electric fence'
    so we have
    'Peeing noises knows Kendrick's dna mock roof'
    maybe by ni, no, or knows
    they mean nose as in smell!
    'peeing noises nose Kendrick's dna mock roof
    mock means fake roof is something on top of a house
    so when you pee on an electric fence you find out the dna of the person to last touch Kendricks fake roof!
    people use the word roof in the metaphor roof over your head
    as in you have a house
    so peeing on an electric fence grants you the knowledge of finding out Kendrick's dna house!
    KENDRICK IS CLONING US INTO ANIME LOVERS
    HE'LL CLONE THE ALMIGHTY KNOWING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
    THAT WILL GRANT YOU THE MYSTICAL POWERS OF FINDING OUT C0MM4ND4'S SECRET!!!!!!!!
    AND GUESS WHAT??
    Kendrick removed his anime avatar and signature!
    As you can see he is now hiding the fact hes cloning us!
    brb gonna pee on an electric fence

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    Crap. God. Damn it! H-How? I'm innocent! I swear I didn't have to do with any of this!

    No, no.. Not the Chamber of Binary!


    Good job on the theory, but I am no binary master.
    01001111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01001001 00111111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendrick View Post
    Crap. God. Damn it! H-How? I'm innocent! I swear I didn't have to do with any of this!

    No, no.. Not the Chamber of Binary!


    Good job on the theory, but I am no binary master.
    01001111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01001001 00111111
    No. Your not

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    i haven't made a theory in a long time and people asked for one
    so i made one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendrick View Post
    Crap. God. Damn it! H-How? I'm innocent! I swear I didn't have to do with any of this!

    No, no.. Not the Chamber of Binary!


    Good job on the theory, but I am no binary master.
    01001111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01001001 00111111
    01001111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 00111111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jou43 View Post
    01001111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 00111111
    If I was, I would be banned by now. ;p
    Computer Science major? I don't know. What's GS2?
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    Then why isn't he banned?
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