would you rather

[Tricky]

Fly because everyone would think I'm crazy/ no one would believe me

Would you rather snort soda through a straw every afternoon or step on saliva with your bare feet every time you wake up

God what is it with you and snorting things? xD

Step in saliva, hopefullly it's my own?

Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poop or poop flavoured chocolate? The choice is all in your hands.